The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker

Everything Is Changing. People Are Taking Their Comedians Seriously And The Politicians As A Joke.

The Minute You Read Something And You Can't Understand It, You Can Be Sure It Was Written By A Lawyer. Then, If You Give It To Another Lawyer To Read And He Don't Know Just What It Means, Then You Can Be Sure It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer. If It's In A Few Words And Is Plain, And Understandable Only One Way, It Was Written By A Non-lawyer.

The Best Thing About This Group Of Candidates Is That Only One Of Them Can Win.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.