The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker

Every Man Gets An Opportunity Once In A Lifetime.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.

Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That Even A Tiny Amount Of It Is Enough To Ruin Every Enjoyment.

The Lord So Constituted Everybody That No Matter What Color You Are You Require The Same Amount Of Nourishment.

But We Can't Alibi All Our Ills By Just Knocking The Old Banker. First He Loaned The Money, Then The People All At Once Wanted It Back, And He Didn't Have It. Now He's Got It Again, And Is Afraid To Loan It, So The Poor Devil Don't Know What To Do.