The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker

Give Her A Day, And Then In Return Momma Gives You The Other 364.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

George Washington Was Quite A Farmer. He Was A Farmer, Civil Engineer And Gentleman. He Made Enough At Civil Engineering To Indulge In Both The Other Luxuries.