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Banking And After-dinner Speaking Are Two Of The Most Nonessential Industries We Have In This Country. I Am Ready To Reform, If They Are.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.