The Terrorist Is The One With The

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.