The Terrorist Is The One With The

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.