The Terrorist Is The One With The

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.