All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.