All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!