All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.