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The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke