He Was Born An Englishman And Remained

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.