He Was Born An Englishman And Remained

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.