I Am A Daylight Atheist.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.