The Puritans Came To America To Worship

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.