Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.