Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

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If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.