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Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

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The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

For Attractive Lips, Speak Words Of Kindness. For Lovely Eyes, Seek Out The Good In People. For A Slim Figure, Share Your Food With The Hungry. For Beautiful Hair, Let A Child Run Their Fingers Through It Once A Day. For Poise, Walk With The Knowledge That You Never Walk Alone. People, More Than Things, Have To Be Restored, Renewed, Revived, Reclaimed, And Redeemed. Remember, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You Will Find One At The End Of Each Of Your Arms. As You Grow Older, You Will Discover That You Have Two Hands, One For Helping Yourself And The Other For Helping Others.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.