Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is Too Short To Make Them All Yourself.