Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.