The Other Night I Was Playing Twister

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

When I Was Younger, I'd Get Very Empirical With Myself. "i Have A Hypothesis About Myself. I'll Put Myself In A Situation, See What Happens, Then I'll Draw A Conclusion Based On The Empirical Evidence. Hypothesis: I Can Play Basketball." So I'd Try. "conclusion: I Cannot Play Basketball."

Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath Holder.