The Other Night I Was Playing Twister

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.