You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.

I Wonder If There Were Any Goths In Gothic Times. They're Like: You Look Completely Appropriate. You Don't Look Stupid Or Lonely At All.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

Some Of Them Relate To Farts But They Are Not Fart Jokes. They Would Just Be A Fart In The Joke But It's About Something Else.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.