I Feel So Fortunate To Be One

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

If I Think Of A Joke That's Really Dirty And I Think It's Funny I'll Try It But What I've Found Over The Years Is They Just Don't Laugh. It Doesn't Work Coming Out Of My Mouth So It's Like They Taught Me 'don't Do That. Don't Go That Way Or You'll Lose Me.'

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.