The Other Night A Mugger Took Off

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

I Don't Get No Respect

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!