The Other Night A Mugger Took Off

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.