The Other Night A Mugger Took Off

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles