The Other Night A Mugger Took Off

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.