I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much;

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.