I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much;

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.