I Went To A Freak Show And

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

After I Got Divorced, I Said To Myself, I Will Never, Ever Get Married Again. It Was In Cement. I Went Through A Really Rough Twenty-five Years, But It Happened Again. I Fell In Love. I Told Her, Baby, I Don't Want A Prenuptial Agreement. This Is It. Everyone Told Me I Was Nuts. Well, My New Wife And I Are Married Six Years And We Get Along Great. You Can Make Anything Work If You're Both Givers.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!