I Went To A Freak Show And

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.