Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.