The Only Time To Believe Any Kind

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.