I Don't Know What People Have Against

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.