I Don't Know What People Have Against

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.