I Don't Know What People Have Against

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.