I Don't Know What People Have Against

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.