I Don't Know What People Have Against

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.