I Don't Know What People Have Against

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.