I Don't Know What People Have Against

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.