I Don't Know What People Have Against

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.