The Only Thing Worse Than Being On

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.

Character Is What You Have Left When You've Lost Everything You Can Lose.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.