The Only Thing Worse Than Being On

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.