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About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.