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Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

To A Teenager, It Cannot Be True Love If Her Family Approves Of Him.