The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

The Secret Of Successful Writing Lies In Striking The Right Keys On The Typewriter.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.