The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.