Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.