Everything Comes To Him Who Waits --

This May Be The Age Of Automation, But Love Is Still Being Made By Hand.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.