Everything Comes To Him Who Waits --

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.