Everything Comes To Him Who Waits --

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.