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Definition Of Statistics: The Science Of Producing Unreliable Facts From Reliable Figures.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.

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Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.