There's Only One Thing Worse Than To

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.