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The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

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I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!