The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.