The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.