I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.