I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?