I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!