I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.