The Only Game I Like To Play

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.