Tv Is The Rat Race Of The

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy