Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.