The Difference Between A Politician And A

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

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An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

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