Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.