The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.