The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.