I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.