I Only Made $200 A Week And

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.