I Only Made $200 A Week And

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.