A Man Must Defend His Home, His

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.