A Man Must Defend His Home, His

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.