I Didn't Have Things As A Child,

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.