The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of

I Have The Gift Of Laughter. I Can Make People Laugh At Will. In Good Times And In Bad. And That I Don't Question. It Was A Gift From God.

I've Had A Good Day When I Don't Fall Out Of The Cart.

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

At The Sahara, The Seats Are Banked And Most Of The Audience Is Looking Down At The Stage. Everybody In The Business Knows: Up For Singers, Down For Comics. The People Want To Idealize A Singer. They Want To Feel Superior To A Comic. You're Trying To Make Them Laugh. They Can't Laugh At Someone They're Looking Up To.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?