The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

Golf Is More Fun Than Walking Naked In A Strange Place, But Not Much.

If It's Dirty, It's Not Funny, But If It's Funny, It's Not Dirty.

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.