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I Have The Gift Of Laughter. I Can Make People Laugh At Will. In Good Times And In Bad. And That I Don't Question. It Was A Gift From God.

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.

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