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Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

What's The Matter With The World? Why, There Ain't Nothing But One Word Wrong With Everyone Of Us, And That's Selfishness.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

We Are The Only Nation In The World That Waits Till We Get Into A War Before We Start Getting Ready For It.