So Let's Be Honest With Ourselves And

Even When You Make A Tax Form Out On The Level, You Don't Know When It's Through If You Are A Crook Or A Martyr.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.