Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land

Just Read The Farm Relief Bill. It's Just A Political Version Of Einstein's Last Theory. If A Farmer Could Understand It, He Certainly Would Know More Than To Farm. He Would Be A Professor At Harvard.

In Politics Practically Everything You Hear Is Scandal, And Besides, The Funny Thing Is That The Things They Are Whispering Ain't Half Has Bad As The Things They Have Been Saying Right Out Loud.

We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.