Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

There Is One Guaranteed Formula For Failure, And That Is To Try To Please Everyone.

Andrew Jackson Was The First One To Think Up The Idea To Promise Everybody That If They Will Vote For You, You Will Give Them An Office When You Get It, And The More Times They Vote For You, The Bigger The Office.

Now I Am Not Unpatriotic, And I Want To Do My Bit, So I Hereby Offer My Services To My President, My Country And My Friends To Do Anything, Outside Of Serving On A Commission, That I Can In This Great Movement. But You Will Have To Give Me Some Idea Of Where "confidence" Is. And Just Who You Want It Restored To.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.