Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four

A Man Only Learns By Two Things; One Is Reading And The Other Is Association With Smarter People.

If You Want To Know When A War Might Be Coming, You Just Watch The U.s. And See When It Starts Cutting Down On Its Defenses. It's The Surest Barometer In The World.

She Was So Ugly She Could Make A Mule Back Away From An Oat Bin.

You've Got To Go Out On A Limb Sometimes Because That's Where The Fruit Is.

My Own Mother Died When I Was 10 Years Old. My Folks Have Told Me That What Little Humor I Have Comes From Her. I Can't Remember Her Humor, But I Can Remember Her Love And Understanding Of Me.