Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.