Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.