Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.