Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.