Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.