Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.