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Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.