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Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.