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Adolescence Begins When Children Stop Asking Questions-because They Know All The Answers.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

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Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.