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Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.