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A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

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A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.